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Chapter 4 - The Country Club Brunch Amber Wasn't Supposed to See

On Thursday morning, Martha insisted on taking me out to brunch at The Copper Kettle, a lovely garden café located on the edge of the affluent New Albany country club district.

“You’ve been cooped up in that house for a week looking at old bank statements, Amber,” Martha declared, adjusting her floral scarf as we sat at a sunlit patio table surrounded by blooming chrysanthemums. “You need fresh air, hot Belgian waffles, and good company.”

“You’re right, Martha,” I smiled, taking a sip of fresh orange juice. “It feels strange having eighty dollars left over at the end of the week. For four years, I couldn't even buy a five-dollar coffee without worrying if Sarah’s car payment would bounce.”

Just as our breakfast plates arrived, the distinct, booming laugh of David Vance drifted across the courtyard patio.

I froze with my fork halfway to my plate.

Seated at a large, circular VIP table beneath a heated pergola just twenty feet away were four people: David, Sarah, and David’s wealthy, pretentious parents, Richard and Evelyn Vance.

Richard Vance was a retired corporate executive who drove a silver Porsche and made a sport of looking down on public sector workers. Evelyn was draped in diamonds and camel-hair cashmere, sipping a mimosa with her pinky extended.

They hadn't noticed Martha and me sitting behind the tall decorative boxwood hedges.

“Well, Richard,” David was saying loudly, swirling his Bloody Mary in a crystal glass, “our portfolio diversification strategy is right on track for Q4. We’re expanding the consultancy into corporate brand consulting across three states.”

“Excellent, son,” Richard boomed, patting David on the back. “A Vance always knows how to build capital. You have to be ruthless in modern markets.”

Evelyn turned to Sarah, her voice dripping with artificial sweetness. “And how is your dear mother, Sarah? Still living in that dreary little post-war bungalow by the railroad tracks?”

Sarah looked down at her champagne glass, shifting uncomfortably. “She’s… she’s fine, Evelyn. We’ve had to establish some distance lately. She’s becoming quite difficult and confused in her old age.”

“Oh, darling, it’s typical cognitive decline,” Evelyn sighed dramatically, waving her manicured hand. “Elderly women living alone become paranoid and negative. That’s why Richard and I always told David to keep her at arm's length. She’s an emotional anchor dragging you down.”

David laughed—a cold, dismissive chuckle that cut straight through the crisp autumn air. “Don’t worry, Mother. We managed her for years to ensure the family assets were protected, but now that the business is booming, we don't need to tolerate her constant complaints anymore. She’s entirely irrelevant.”

Martha’s mouth dropped open in pure horror. She reached across the table and grabbed my wrist. “Amber… oh, dear Lord. I am going to walk over there and dump this hot syrup right on his head.”

“No, Martha,” I whispered, my voice completely steady. “Stay seated.”

I folded my cloth napkin, placed it neatly beside my plate, picked up my handbag, and stood up.

I walked gracefully around the boxwood hedge and stepped directly up to their table.

The laughter died instantly.

Sarah choked on her champagne, coughing violently into her napkin. David’s smug grin vanished, his face draining of color until he looked as gray as an autumn cloud. Evelyn gasped, clutching her diamond pendant, while Richard frowned in utter bewilderment.

“Good morning, everyone,” I said pleasantly, my voice carrying clear and crisp across the silent patio.

“A-Amber…” David stammered, frantically setting his drink down so hard the glass clinked against the porcelain. “What are you doing here?”

“I’m enjoying a lovely Thursday brunch with my dear friend Martha,” I smiled warmly. “I couldn't help overhearing your inspiring speech about corporate portfolio diversification and financial ruthlessness, David.”

David swallowed hard, pulling his blazer tight around his chest.

I turned my gaze to Richard and Evelyn.

“Richard, Evelyn,” I said politely. “Since your brilliant son is so wildly successful, and since my 'cognitive decline' makes me entirely irrelevant to your family’s grand future, I’m sure you won't mind stepping in to cover the $1,200 mortgage payment and the $450 Audi loan that I’ve been paying for them out of my 'dreary' municipal pension for the last forty-eight months.”

Richard’s bushy eyebrows shot up to his hairline. He whipped his head toward David. “What is she talking about, David? You told us your agency bought that Audi outright with cash!”

David looked like he wanted the earth to open up and swallow him whole. “Dad, it’s… it’s a temporary corporate tax write-off structure—”

“And Sarah,” I continued, looking directly at my trembling daughter. “If you ever refer to my love and sacrifice as 'cognitive decline' again, I will ensure every single one of your country club friends sees the bank statements showing that your mother paid for your groceries while you bought your Louis Vuitton bags.”

I gave them a bright, cheerful nod.

“Enjoy your mimosas. The eggs Benedict here are truly divine.”

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I turned around, walked calmly back to my table, picked up my fork, and took a delicious bite of my Belgian waffle.

Behind me, the explosive argument at the Vance table could be heard all the way across the parking lot.

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